Joke Web Awards
A lot of Web awards are no better than jokes, such as the fictional Aunt Bessie You Tickled My Fancy Award. The award-giver wants a link on your website to increase his Web rating and gives you a pretty little graphic as a bribe. So long as your website loads, you'll win the award. Not so the Blue Jay Web Award (Only The Best Get The Bird). This is a genuine joke. From the same website (title link) you can also download the Dead Horse Award (You Can't Beat A Dead Horse).