Pooch of The Week

If you're as irritated as I am by deluded old duffers crawling out of the ormolu to puke their Easter messages all over us, as though they know best, then cheer up. Here's Conan the Chihuahua and his owner Buddhist priest Joei Yoshikuni praying at Jigenin Temple in Okinawa, Japan. Temple attendances have perked up by 30% since Conan joined in the prayers. There you go, duffers. Stop lecturing us on things you know nothing about, such as science (CLICK), and get yourselves a cute pooch.