Arts Council Bull

Have you heard the latest idiocy from the Arts Council? If you apply for a grant, it wants to know how many of your board members are bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, lesbian or whose sexual disorientation is "not known"! Woe betide your application if your board members aren't a politically correct mix. Oh, for God's sake! What does it matter? It's the art that counts. The Times Online (title link) quotes Vanessa Redgrave: "Everyone should put down ‘trisexual’, whoever you are. Britain has become the world’s leading population of trisexuals." I'm still trying to figure that one out. Rubber dolls? Animals? Vacuum cleaners? Come clean, Vanessa; what do you mean?