Clone Wars

Lucasfilm Animation's maiden voyage Star Wars: The Clone Wars has received what are politely known as "mixed reviews". The stills I've seen look no better than video games graphics, and I was already fed up with that little green jerk with the pointed ears who spoiled previous Star Wars movies. In fact the best picture I've seen so far is of this charming Egyptian usherette with the tight bra escorting Clone Wars unshaven director Dave Filoni, who had cloned himself as Indiana Jones for Sunday's premiere in a failed attempt to throw off his image as a computer geek. Not man enough to wear the whip, eh, Dave?