Paris Hilton Burgled

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton had her jewels stolen from her Los Angeles home on Friday, poor luv. Not these ones. They're part of Daniel Edwards' life-sized sculpture Paris Hilton Autopsy (2007) which shows her lying naked on a slab with her legs open (CLICK). Edwards' excuse for this display was Paris's being arrested for driving under the influence: art with a message and not a bad likeness. Her entrails come out too. That's Paris's pet Chihuahua Tinkerbell trying to wake her dead mistress. Aw, shucks! I hope the mutt didn't lose her own tiara in the burglary.