Yellowism!

The half-wit who defaced Mark Rothko's Black on Maroon - one of his ghastly Seagram murals - in Tate Passé yesterday afternoon has been identified as Vladimir Umanets. BBC News interviewed him on the telephone (CLICK), but the police still haven't tracked him down. Finger out, fuzz, before he tags a real painting! He denied his action was vandalism and muttered gibberish about his "art" movement called Yellowism. His website shows he is an immature dickhead obsessed with beautiful, unattainable models in general and Russian model Natalia Vodianova (shown) in particular (CLICK). She is rather pretty.