Saint Kate

Here's Kaya Mar lugging his latest attempt at painting past the Lindo Wing of St Mary's Hospital in London yesterday. The Duchess of Cambridge is due to have her baby here. The daub shows Saint Kate with a halo and bloody leg holding the new Crown Prince with a Corgi at her feet (2013). Why does he bother painting tripe like this? Don't give up the day job, Kaya. I must admit I think it's a shame the royal fashion icon hasn't published a photo of her bare baby bump on the cover of Scouting magazine to act as a role model for girl guides, the way modern catwalk queens do.