Year of the Golden Pig!

Not only is it the year of the pig, but also it's the Year of the Golden Pig! Wow! This happens only once every 60 years! So what does this indicate? Good luck, prosperity and turbulence. Safe predictions: a baby boom in Chinatown and a rise in natural disasters and conflict. Muslims will be battier than usual, because they don't like pigs. (Seriously, in areas where there is a mixed Chinese/Muslim population, the year of the porker needs to be celebrated as diplomatically as possible, otherwise it's the usual riots and mayhem! For God's sake!)