Friday 9 March 2007

Captain America Slain!

The Death of Captain America (2007)It had to happen. That corny and outdated comic book superhero Captain America has been killed off after 66 years, shot dead by a sniper. Today's ghetto kids can't identify with a geriatric US patriot born in 1941 to punch Adolf Hitler in the face. Has anyone thought of creating a Captain Ghetto America? The USA needs one. We've got Judge Dredd. Think of all those teenagers who mug old ladies. What do they spend their money on, apart from guns and drugs and Coca-Cola? Captain Ghetto America could be a nice little earner.

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