Tuesday 29 May 2007

Gay Teletubbies!

Tinky Winky © BBC TVIs Tinky Winky a poofter? is the question that's got Poland's official children's rights spokesperson Ewa Sowinska's knickers in a twist. Having noticed that Tinky is a boy with a woman's handbag - Ahhhhhh! - Ewa has ordered psychologists to investigate whether BBC TV's kiddy show Teletubbies promotes a homosexual lifestyle. If they find it does, the show could be banned from Polish TV. Calm down, dear. It's quite normal for Brit. lads to carry women's handbags. The thieving little gits are always snatching them. It has nothing to do with being gay. It's to fund their smoking, boozing, drug-taking and knife-buying. It's quite butch really. At least, they think it is. And it's more fun than school.

2 Comments:

At 12/6/07, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, what's so wrong about being happy?

 
At 13/6/07, Blogger Unknown said...

Nothing, except when happiness is prompted by the cash you're just mugged some OAP for! I assume that's why Tinky Winky is carrying a handbag. Personally I think Teletubbies should be banned for promoting a couch-potato life style.

 

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