Naomi Campbell News
I see Mrs Mop is in trouble again, having been arrested at Heathrow Airport on suspicion of assaulting a police officer. Here's my "artist's impression" of her doing her community service in the USA last year for tossing her mobile phone at the help: a world exclusive (CLICK). Naomi, dear, assaulting police officers in the UK is a serious offence. If found guilty, you'll be lucky to get away with mopping a hall floor. At the very least you'll be sentenced to muck out Red Ken's Stygian stables at City Hall (CLICK). Take Coxsoft's advice, luv: plead Terminal 5 Syndrome. You'll be the British Airways fliers' heroine.
posted by Unknown @ 4.4.08
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2 Comments:
Your image making really cleans up.
Hi again, Todd
Thanks for the compliment and the pun!
The handle of the mop is a bit rough, but I couldn't be bothered with it any more and I thought Mrs Mops' legs were smooth enough to compensate for my rough handling.
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