BBC Gets The Bird

It's back. Tracey Emin's pathetic attempt at a sparrow in bronze was handed in to police yesterday. The fuzz gave the bird to BBC Radio Merseyside. About time somebody gave Auntie the bird over this waste of licence-payers' money. Note the speed of modern technology: it took only 24 hours for this news to travel from BBC Merseyside to BBC London. At the weekend! The Pony Express rider must have spurred his steed.