Turner Prize Hell

If you managed to struggle into London today, despite Underground strikes caused by Bouncy Boris getting up Bob Crow's nose, you'll find a group of Stuckists demonstrating outside Tate Britain. They're having a day of Turner Prize Hell and giving out leaflets and badges to spread the word against Sir Nickolarse Serota's anti-art tosh. One of the leaflets looks collectible: Emily Mann offering to give Serota a good spanking (title link). Go for it, Sir Nick. It could be the making of you. Oo-er, I've just had a conceptual art idea! How about a naked manikin wearing Sir Nick's face having his bottom spanked by an electronically operated dominatrix? Maybe for next year's Turner Prize?