Spotty Paintings

Here's a photo that makes me feel like taking to the streets and rioting. It's also an example of Tribalism. Three well dressed middle-class punters gawk at Moneybags Hirst's spotty painting L-Tyrosine-15n determined to find some hidden meaning in it to prove their intellect. Twits! He has a team making this tripe for him. Gagosian will be showing Hirst's soppy spotties simultaneously in all of its 11 galleries, including London, next year: Damien Hirst: The Complete Spot Paintings 1986-2011. This will be followed by a Moneybags' retrospective at Tate Modern beginning in April 2012. Where are my Molotov cocktails?