Phantom Ride

Tate Britain's next load of old tosh ... er ... I mean the Tate Britain Commission 2013 is Simon Starling Phantom Ride. This is a "rollercoaster ride on invisible rails" through the history of Tate Britain’s Duveen galleries. A ghost train without skeletons. Yuppies will love it. It opens on 12 March and runs to 20 October. It's free. CLICK for video.