Yesterday I was late for work, due to the police closing Horns Road in Ghetto Redbridge, "a better place to live". A shopkeeper had been stabbed to death in an attempted robbery on Wednesday night, and Horns Road was closed to allow forensic experts to examine the area (CLICK). On Friday a 14-year-year-old youth was stabbed in the chest at Redbridge College. He lives. A 16-year-old has been charged with GBH (Grievous Bodily Harm for my foreign readers). Now for the pièce de résistance: Bladerunner, a local firm in Romford, is producing a bullet-proof hoodie - its £300 "Defender" - which will stop 9mm Magnum handgun bullets (CLICK). I wrote about Bladerunner last year, when it began selling slash-proof school blazers, and showed you one of its attractive anoraks for ladies (CLICK). This is what it's like in Merry Olde England after a decade of New Labour coddling young thugs and allowing foreign criminals to invade our shores. Click the title link to order your hoodie.