Kerb Crawling Course

Exciting news from Ghetto London: for £200 you can now take part in a one-day course for kerb crawling, highly recommended for sex tourists. Surprisingly the course isn't run by the Albanian Mafia, but by Safe Exit at Toynbee Hall. It's one of those partnership projects which aim to improve services for prostitutes. You'll be taught all that politically correct feminist stuff about prostitutes being hard-done-by victims, not criminals. As every feminist will tell you, it's men who are the criminals. By the time you finish the course you'll know all about London's sex slaves and you'll be expected to leave them bigger tips. The only drawback is that you need to be caught kerb crawling by the Met. Police in order to be invited to attend the course. Sounds fun, guys, but I think I'll give it a miss.