Wednesday, 16 February 2011

Papi Indicted

At the risk of being accused of having a fixation on Ruby's boobs, I bring you the latest news. Spaghetti PM Silvio "Papi" Berlusconi has been indicted to stand trial on charges of paying for sex with an under-age girl and abuse of power. Examining judge Cristina Di Censo set the trial date for 6 April. I looked up Cristina Di Censo on Facebook and found she likes Farmville, but she looks far too young to be a judge. The worst news for Papi is that his trial will take place in front of three female judges! If they're of the same ilk as those man-haters who infest the Family Division of the Royal Courts of Justice in London, they've already found him guilty of the sex charge, despite the alleged victim's denials. As for his alleged abuse of power, he claims he thought Karima El Mahroug was the granddaughter of Egypt's recently deposed president Hosni Mubarak and that he was merely doing a favour for a fellow head of state. It seems that someone has been pulling Papi's leg. The damsel in distress? By the way, I first became interested in Papi's doings when he was accused of vandalizing works of art (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK). Since then he's become a running gag too chucklesome to ignore.


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