The answer is Turkey's Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan. Under Turkish law, it is illegal to lampoon the prime minister. Michael - the "veteran provocateur" as he was called - faced interminable legal hassles with the threat of three years in a Turkish prison hanging over his head. In a country that puts people in jail for lampooning the prime minister, how can democracy function? It can't. So, when PM Erdogan starts talking and behaving like Syria's dictator Bashar al-Assad, you know the reason why. Turkey is totally unfit to join the EU. CLICK for the latest.