Coxsoft Art in Will!
Coxsoft Art has received a post-mortem e-mail from Mrs Perpetual Selim, widow of the late Mr Rashad Selim, to inform me that I've been selected as a worthy beneficiary of her largesse. Mrs Selim points out from beyond the grave that she doesn't want her son to get his hands on my share, because she knows he'll squander it on drugs! All I've got to do to benefit from her fortune is to contact her lawyer, Mr Christie, who'll do the biz for me. Isn't it nice to know that there are still, kind, generous, altruistic, wonderful philanthropists in this world? Here's hoping Mrs Selim's spirit gets its just deserts!