Dog Poo Runs Amok

How's this for continuity? Yankee poo pedlar Paul McCarthy - I am not going to call him an artist - caused an expensive whoopsie when his latest tosh Complex Shit broke free of its moorings at the Zentrum Paul Klee museum in Switzerland and brought down a power line. News of the runaway "inflatable dog turd", as Auntie delicately puts it, reached Britain's shores today, despite happening on 31 July. I guess the carrier pigeon ran into a bad headwind. Why is BBC News so slow? Probably because its staff read the news in Metro on their way to work.